Sunday, July 24, 2011

A Little Humor in a Bad Time

Twenty-four hours later and not a single nomination for "The Last Remaining Honorable Politician."

Either nobody read my post (likely) or nobody knows of an honorable politician (equally as likely). In either case, I offer a humorous respite from the political madness that is going on in the capitol of our economically troubled nation.  This was posted to my Facebook wall by my cousin from Down Under:

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15..00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

Thanks, Etcha!

John <><

1 comment:

Mike said...

Also... It's takes a lot of money to purchase a politician.